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LAUNCH OR REFRESH
YOUR WEBSITE
like a drive-thru daiquiri but for your website
COMING SOON!
do-it-yourself web design
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Professionally designed Squarespace templates with pre-written copy that actually sounds human. Just add your photos, tweak a few words, and boom — your brand’s online home (without the 2 a.m. meltdown).
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You’ll get the starter guide instantly + your Squarespace invite email within 24–48 hours. That’s faster than it takes most agencies to schedule a kickoff call. -
(1) full website: home, about, services, contact + morePersonality-packed copy with alt headlines + taglines
Editable fonts, colors, and layouts
Bonus captions + setup guide (because we’re cool like that)
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Pick your template + download the starter guide instantlyYou’ll get a Squarespace invite email within 24–48 hours
Accept the invite + customize details (name, offers, photos, etc.)
Paste, publish, and revel in your instant glow-up
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Why these templates hit harder than “just design”:Cognitive ease (Kahneman, 2011) — clear, scannable layouts + simple words = instant trust.
Serial position effect (Murdock, 1962) — our layouts lead with the right info so people remember what matters most.
Parasocial intimacy (Giles, 2002) — casual copy makes people feel like they’re talking to a friend, not a brand robot.
Mere exposure effect (Zajonc, 1968) — strategic repetition in headlines makes your brand stick.
Benign violation theory (McGraw & Warren, 2010) — we break corporate website “rules” in a funny, safe way, which makes your site more memorable.
Translation: these aren’t just pretty templates. They’re research-backed tools that make people like, trust, and remember you — without you needing to take a crash course in design or copywriting.
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Accessible, entry-level pricing for folks who want something professional but aren’t ready to drop thousands on semi-custom or custom work. Fair, transparent, and still miles ahead of a drag-and-drop site that looks like everyone else’s.(also suitable for the tech-savvy, feral diy-ers among us)
$300-700+ USD
research-backed Bundles
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Pre-written, personality-packed web copy that actually sounds human — just sharper, clearer, and designed to connect. Think of it like a plug-and-play voice upgrade: your brand, but hotter. No keyword stuffing, no corporate jargon, no “optimize your synergy” bullshit. -
Instant download. You buy it, you get it. No waiting three months for an agency to circle back after a “strategy sprint.” Just words you can paste today. -
A full site’s worth of copy (home, about, services, contact, misc)Alt headlines + CTAs for flexibility
Light customization for your biz name + offers
Bonus social captions, because communication shouldn’t stop at your homepage
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Read the sample teasers + pick the bundle that vibes with you.Download instantly + swap in your details (name, services, offers).
Paste onto your site for an instant glow-up that doesn’t scream “I copied this from a template.”
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Why this works (aka why we charge more than lorem ipsum):Parasocial intimacy theory (Giles, 2002) — people connect with brands that sound like real humans.
Cognitive ease (Kahneman, 2011) — clear, casual language makes info feel more true + trustworthy.
Pratfall effect (Aronson, 1966) — imperfection and humor actually increase likability.
Benign violation theory (McGraw & Warren, 2010) — people laugh and remember when norms are broken safely (like poking fun at corporate-speak).
Self-determination theory (Deci & Ryan, 1985) — autonomy, competence, and relatedness keep people engaged. Our copy hits all three.
Translation: this isn’t just “good writing.” It’s research-backed communication that sticks in people’s brains, makes them trust you faster, and keeps them around longer.
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More than a template (because good words are harder to DIY), less than custom (because we already did the heavy lifting). You’re paying for strategy + psychology baked into the copy, not just filler text.
$1,300 USD
template customization
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The done-for-you option. You pick a template, hand us your details, and we deliver a finished, ready-to-launch site. No tech headaches, no late-night crying, no “why is this button moving on its own?” existential dread. -
We can usually turn this around fast (depending on demand). Think 3-5 business days, not months — because you don’t need a six-week “discovery sprint” to get a hot and functional website for your small business. -
One customized template website including home, about, services, contact + more pages depending on your industry. Editable fonts, colors, and layouts, stock photos.Basic relevant copy or lorem ipsum/guided writing prompts text included.
add ons: semi-custom copywriting tailored to your industry and brand.
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Pick your favorite template
(Optional) Add a Copywriting Bundle
Email us your content (photos, copy, logo, colors, branding)
We install, tweak, adapt, and hand you back a site that’s live + ready
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Why these templates hit harder than “just design”:Cognitive ease (Kahneman, 2011) — clear, scannable layouts + simple words = instant trust.
Serial position effect (Murdock, 1962) — our layouts lead with the right info so people remember what matters most.
Parasocial intimacy (Giles, 2002) — casual copy makes people feel like they’re talking to a friend, not a brand robot.
Mere exposure effect (Zajonc, 1968) — strategic repetition in headlines makes your brand stick.
Benign violation theory (McGraw & Warren, 2010) — we break corporate website “rules” in a funny, safe way, which makes your site more memorable.
Translation: these aren’t just pretty templates. They’re research-backed tools that make people like, trust, and remember you — without you needing to take a crash course in design or copywriting.
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flat rate for setup + branded tweaks.
Still less than half the cost of semi-custom, but way beyond a DIY template. Add a Copywriting Bundle if you want us to handle the words, too or send us your own copy to use.Already bought one of our templates? Great! We’ll apply your payment as a credit if you book this service within 12 months!
$2,000/day USD
PRIVATE WEB design COURSE
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BUILD YOUR SITE WITH US, KEEP THE SKILLS FOR LIFE
1-2 days, one private session, one crash course in making your website actually work. Think of it like a design + copy bootcamp, except virtual, fun, and tailored to you. We’ll walk you through setup, strategy, and tweaks live, so by the end of the day you not only have a polished site — you know how to keep it that way. -
Availability depends on current workload (email us with questions!).An 8 hr intensive with the option to split it over 2 days (virtual unless you are located near Bellingham, WA). You block out the day, we block out the day, and by the end your site and your brain both feel way less chaotic.
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1:1 live instruction + implementationHands-on guidance with setup, design tweaks, or copy edits
A recording of the session so you can revisit anytime
Resource links + cheat sheets for aftercare
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Book your dayFill out a short prep form so we know where you’re stuck
Spend the day live with us building, tweaking, and learning
Leave with a functional site and the skills to not panic every time you log in
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Why this works:Experiential learning theory (Kolb, 1984) — people learn better when they do, not just watch.
Cognitive load theory (Sweller, 1988) — we break complex steps into manageable chunks so you don’t fry your brain.
Self-efficacy (Bandura, 1977) — when you master skills live, you feel more confident maintaining your site long-term.
Translation: this isn’t a webinar. It’s hands-on empowerment disguised as a crash course.
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Price is a private lesson for a total of 8 hrs. Learn more than a group workshop but less than a full semi/custom package. We will record the tutorial portion for you to keep for reference.Email us for special pricing for group/team rates or on-site classes (local to Bellingham, WA or the surrounding areas).
$5,000+ USD
semi/fully custom website & copy
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Fully custom design: the big one, the reinvention, the “new era.” We start from scratch and build your brand’s online home with strategy, visuals, copy, and design that feel like you on your best day. If semi-custom is a makeover, this is the full glow-up after you finally block your ex and change your hair. -
3–6 weeks, depending on scope. Great things (and great websites) take a lil time! -
A full site + copy (min of 5 pages: home, about, services, contact, misc/scheduling)Full custom website design (Squarespace, with optional integrations)
Custom copywriting (or collab with us to refine your voice)
Brand-aligned visuals, layouts, and UX strategy
Unlimited revisions within 1 week post launch
SEO + analytics setup so you know what’s working
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Choose your own platform for custom sites such as SquareSpace, ShowIt, Webflow, Wix, Hostinger, etc.Book a consult so we can vibe-check and align on goals
Deep-dive brand strategy + voice exploration
Custom design + copywriting from scratch
Launch your site and bask in your new digital era
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Why this works:Narrative identity (McAdams, 1993): people connect with brands that tell a story — custom design gives you the full narrative arc.
Self-determination theory (Deci & Ryan, 1985): custom = autonomy, competence, relatedness → the trifecta of long-term trust + engagement.
Serial position effect (Murdock, 1962): we design your flow so visitors remember the right things (and actually click the right buttons).
Translation: the Post-Ex Glow Up is the full transformation — strategy, copy, and design built from scratch so your brand feels timeless, magnetic, and unmistakably you.
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A serious investment, but still a lot less than the $10–20k most boutique studios charge for this level of custom to better serve small businesses we believe in.
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