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Like if your sister or bff was also your branding specialist, copywriter, and web designer. Book my total focus and attention for the entire week (or more) and pick your priorities. We'll get as detailed as we can within your timeframe. And it comes with a built-in hype girl (and the occasional brutal but necessary honesty).
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INSTANT UPGRADE
You need a website that actually works for humans (including you). One that:
⬥ Feels (and sounds) like you on your best day
⬥ easy af for folks to find, pay, and remember you
⬥ Doesn’t glitch every time you change your pricing
⬥ Doesn’t secretly gaslight your nervous system
⬥ real research shapes strategies that don’t feel icky
we write copy that is honest & human, but still strategic
No manipulative scarcity tactics.
No soulless corporate drone voice.
Instead, we frame the offer like an invitation from a teammate, not a sales pitch from a stranger. That’s not just a vibe — it’s backed by decades of behavioral science that says trust and belonging sell better than pressure.
WE DON’T BLINDLY CHASE trends
We do use psychology, color theory, and research-backed strategy to create designs and copy that are both authentic and memorable. But yes, we still push the creative envelope, because safe-but-boring design should basically be a crime.
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